Reason #394724834 why Chanel stays the fuck away from anywhere the fish are.
Reason #9324627834672 why Chanel stays the fuck away from anywhere the fish are.
Beluga whale saves free diver from drowning
What I learned today: Belugas may be the least terrifying of all the hideous, evil things that lurk in large bodies of water.
If I ever get to see this in real life, I’ll know I’m in big shit.
Just want you all to know I would DIE if this happened to me.
Twelve swimming pools worthy of your admiration
If I ever fell into pool number three, I would kill myself. The only thing that could make that more terrifying was if they put fish in it.
Pool number five looks really nice, that is until I read the caption. APPARENTLY THE SHARKS ARE CAPABLE OF JUMPING ON THE SLIDE WITH YOU. No thanks!
Attack of the water amazons.
by Official Roxy Photos
REASON #4564956845 WHY CHANEL DOES NOT PARTICIPATE IN WATER SPORTS.
(via jsb)
WHY THE EFF ARE THERE FISH IN THE BATHTUB. WHEN DID THE BATHTUB BECOME A PLACE FISH CAN BE. WHY DIDN’T ANYONE TELL ME ABOUT THIS.
Fuck. No more baths for me.
