xkcd - twilight meets 4chan
“ On that note, these are now your most beautiful people, America, as dictated by 15-year-old girls with Internet access. At this time, I suggest you prepare yourself for when the terrorists completely dominate our country by dressing up like sensitive vampires who won’t even dry hump you. It’ll be that easy.
“ I don’t really have much to say about a program that recognizes Twilight as a superior film than The Dark Knight except we’re basically doomed as a civilization. Oh, and also, Lauren Conrad looks fucking ridiculous, Cameron Diaz is old and Kristen Stewart couldn’t be more baked if the entire stage was made of ganja.
OMG, you are my freaking hero. THE END.This is overdramatic. You may not like the series but honestly is it truly worth wasting your money to buy the book and then burn it? Idiotic.You bet your ass its fucking worth it. I’d buy the whole fucking series, drive over it with my truck, stab each book with an axe, throw it all in a paper shredder and then throw the shreds in a tub of ink from pens used to write. Someone needs to show Stephanie Meyer fanfiction.net, so she can quit wasting paper.
HAHAHAHA. Someone needs to be a little more passionate about how they feel!
Around 0:59, Andy Samburg does a remake of that scene in Twilight where Edward is sitting downwind from Bella and Bella is standing in front of a fan. PRICELESSS.
This is EXACTLY what I was thinking in the movie.
