“Are you addicted to Facebook?”
“Nah.”
“How many times do you check it?”
“Oh, like once a day.”
“Yeah, me too.”
“… Actually, its more like 5 times a day.”
“Yeah, I think I like check it 10 times, maybe 20.”
“Maybe once an hour?”
“… Actually, I just keep it open 24/7.”
“I even have mobile Facebook for my PSP!”
(Talking about an outfit I’m planning on wearing this weekend)
Me: Denzil, this looks good, right?
Denzil: I don’t know, when is the baby due?
