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Beluga whale saves free diver from drowning

What I learned today: Belugas may be the least terrifying of all the hideous, evil things that lurk in large bodies of water.

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August 12 2009 / 5:16pm
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Just want you all to know I would DIE if this happened to me.

Just want you all to know I would DIE if this happened to me.

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July 8 2009 / 10:42pm
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Of the "great" outdoors, hiking and pilots

  • Brandon: you need to do the outdoor thing
  • Chanel: yeah, no
  • Brandon: just work into it slowly
  • Brandon: honestly
  • Brandon: the ride killed me
  • Brandon: but it was downright gorgeous out there
  • Chanel: yeah, I know - athletic people always use that line
  • Chanel: "the view is worth it!"
  • Chanel: I've been hiking up fricken mountains to see said "gorgeous view" - and problem is, by the time I get there im so tired/frustrated/cranky I'm like, that's nice, lets go home so I can make sure the internet hasn't crashed in my absence
  • Chanel: plus I'm scared of everything - rocks, trees, cougars, fish, water, bugs, anything that flies, anything that crawls, air...
  • Chanel: the outdoors and me do not mix
  • Brandon: how cute
  • Chanel: its not cute, its sad
  • Chanel: but my job is to get rich enough to buy my own plane and pilot
  • Chanel: and get them to fly me up to the top of that damn mountain
  • Chanel: so I can step off, take pictures, enjoy everything and then make it back to the city for lunch with friends
  • Brandon: haha
  • Brandon: you'd buy [redacted]
  • Chanel: lets not go there
  • Chanel: any pilot will do
  • Chanel: preferably one who wont kill me
  • Brandon: that rules me out then
  • Brandon: I always kill my passengers
tagged with: brandon; conversation; mr. big; outdoors; scary; things brandon says; things my friends say; about chanel; pilots;
July 7 2009 / 12:16am
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kaitidid: strangeanimal: Goblin shark (via piratekitten) Chanel, don’t feel bad, this terrifies the fuck out of even me. Oh my fuck. :( ITS SO HIDEOUS I WANT TO CRY.

kaitidid:

strangeanimal:

Goblin shark

(via piratekitten)

Chanel, don’t feel bad, this terrifies the fuck out of even me.

Oh my fuck. :( ITS SO HIDEOUS I WANT TO CRY.

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July 3 2009 / 2:05pm
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9gag: Fishy Island OH GOD.

9gag:

Fishy Island

OH GOD.

tagged with: fish; scary; water; island; photo;
June 30 2009 / 7:30pm
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From this website, which is Abercrombie & Fitch’s underwear line. Expect to see a rant about this soon. (Also - to anyone who is like me about photos of naked men, I’m sorry.)

From this website, which is Abercrombie & Fitch’s underwear line.

Expect to see a rant about this soon.

(Also - to anyone who is like me about photos of naked men, I’m sorry.)

tagged with: photo; nsfw; wtf; naked men; scary; abercrombie and fitch; gilly hicks;
June 29 2009 / 11:04am
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Twelve swimming pools worthy of your admiration

If I ever fell into pool number three, I would kill myself. The only thing that could make that more terrifying was if they put fish in it.

Pool number five looks really nice, that is until I read the caption. APPARENTLY THE SHARKS ARE CAPABLE OF JUMPING ON THE SLIDE WITH YOU. No thanks!

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June 29 2009 / 10:44am
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lickystickypickyme: Attack of the water amazons.by Official Roxy Photos REASON #4564956845 WHY CHANEL DOES NOT PARTICIPATE IN WATER SPORTS.

lickystickypickyme:

Attack of the water amazons.
by Official Roxy Photos

REASON #4564956845 WHY CHANEL DOES NOT PARTICIPATE IN WATER SPORTS.

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June 21 2009 / 9:26am
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(via jsb) WHY THE EFF ARE THERE FISH IN THE BATHTUB. WHEN DID THE BATHTUB BECOME A PLACE FISH CAN BE. WHY DIDN’T ANYONE TELL ME ABOUT THIS. Fuck. No more baths for me.

(via jsb)

WHY THE EFF ARE THERE FISH IN THE BATHTUB. WHEN DID THE BATHTUB BECOME A PLACE FISH CAN BE. WHY DIDN’T ANYONE TELL ME ABOUT THIS.

Fuck. No more baths for me.

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June 16 2009 / 10:51pm
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merissalee: calicarlito: (via whatwouldcaseydo) The ocean is so awesome. That is all I have to say really. Oh god. WORST NIGHTMARE, minus the visible fish. (Although, at first I thought that person was holding on to a fish.)

merissalee:

calicarlito: (via whatwouldcaseydo)

The ocean is so awesome. That is all I have to say really.

Oh god. WORST NIGHTMARE, minus the visible fish. (Although, at first I thought that person was holding on to a fish.)

tagged with: ocean; water; scary; surfing; waves;
June 3 2009 / 3:38pm
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