via twentyfourcarat
Kaiti and I went to the beach yesterday before meeting up with Malloreigh and Lindsay for dinner / wine / Brasstronaut show and when we saw all the tourists hangin’ around these we decided to play tourist as well.
MERISSA LEE DABORN WHAT ARE YOU HANDS DOING ON THOSE METALLIC MALE BOTTOMS.
Annie, are you okay? Are you okay, Annie?
homegirl is about to lose EVERYYYYTHINNNG. financial responsibility fail.Good god, who the fuck needs to loan 24 MILLION?!
Top 5 things typed by people to indicate they're laughing really hard
- asdfakdfhasdlfaks
- HAHAHAHAHAH
- I’m choking on something.
- SERIOUSLY I’M FUCKING CHOKING HERE CALL 911
- kklasdfklsl kakkdfjakdj k aa;akasakldl kkaa.ls 9jkfalkd
that is pretty much how ZZZ reacts to almost everything. She’s always choking or typing in a language I don’t understand.
- Merissa:
- so i don't know if I mentioned the part about brandon and I getting married or not
- Chanel:
- no
- Chanel:
- is this in the dream?!
- Merissa:
- : |
- Merissa:
- NO BECAUSE BRANDON AND I TOTALLY GOT MARRIED AND DIDN'T TELL YOU.
“ When I was shopping for my boobs, I wanted the best, so I sat down and flipped through a bunch of Playboys.
—
Heidi Montag.
Where to start? There is so much *wrong* in that statement.
You’re being watched.
“How much grinding is too much grinding for a high school dance? Let Brandon and Logan, two strapping young lads featured on reality show The Principal’s Office, show you. The remarkably secure-in-their-masculinity (for 17-year-olds, or whatever) chaps touch knees, which is OK. One touches the other’s chest. That is not OK. Then they start some more explicit butt-to-front stuff and the principal featured in this episode gets a little uncomfortable and some of us have to step outside for some fresh, cold air because, you know, they’re in high school. Anyway, untoward tinglings aside, it’s funny.” [via Gawker]
“ The headline could have stopped with “Daniel Radcliffe Like Girls” and this still would have been the most shocking story of the day.
— A commenter on celebuzz.com’s article, “Daniel Radcliffe Likes Girls of All Ages!”
