This is what happens when you're homeschooled.

• Merissa: my worst fear, aside from losing loved ones, not being able to breathe, dust bunnies, and being paralyzed mid walking across the street is having an intruder murder me.
• Me: LOLLL some of your scary things are so random!
• Me: okay, just the being paralyzed mid walking across the street thing
• Me: but who am I to talk, fish make me want to die
• Merissa: hahahahaha, atleast you're not one of those crazy phobic people who never leave their house incase they see tin foil.
• Me: LMAOOO
• Me: hahahaha oh my fuck that episode of maury was so funny
• Merissa: OH MY GOD YOU SAW IT TOO?!!?
• Merissa: Yessssss. I can't believe you knew where my reference was coming from! That made my life.