(via jsb)
WHY THE EFF ARE THERE FISH IN THE BATHTUB. WHEN DID THE BATHTUB BECOME A PLACE FISH CAN BE. WHY DIDN’T ANYONE TELL ME ABOUT THIS.
Fuck. No more baths for me.
This is what happens when you're homeschooled.
- Merissa: my worst fear, aside from losing loved ones, not being able to breathe, dust bunnies, and being paralyzed mid walking across the street is having an intruder murder me.
- Me: LOLLL some of your scary things are so random!
- Me: okay, just the being paralyzed mid walking across the street thing
- Me: but who am I to talk, fish make me want to die
- Merissa: hahahahaha, atleast you're not one of those crazy phobic people who never leave their house incase they see tin foil.
- Me: LMAOOO
- Me: hahahaha oh my fuck that episode of maury was so funny
- Merissa: OH MY GOD YOU SAW IT TOO?!!?
- Merissa: Yessssss. I can't believe you knew where my reference was coming from! That made my life.
via classics ::shayol :: handa :: kobucha :: artsandcrafts (original photo)
If I fell into this water, I wouldn’t even have to kill myself. They would beat me to it.
(via krrsten)
This picture is beautiful and scary. Beautiful, because well, you can see why. Scary, because it causes me to imagine how the fish got in that soda pop bottle, and that involves fish catching, which is a notoriously scary act. They get all flippyfloppy and don’t want to be caught, and well, yeah, it’s terrifying.
But still beautiful.
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