Check out this totally cool louse. It eats the tongue of the red snapper by draining blood from the tongue via the gills. Then, when that’s all gone, it replaces the tongue and the snapper can actually use the louse as a surrogate tongue. The two live symbiotically, forever and ever and ever and ever.I SRSLY CAN’T BELIEVE I’M REBLOGGING THIS BUT WHAAAATTTTHHEEEEFUCKKKKK.
OH MY F—WTF IS THIS DOING ON MY DASHBOARD OH MY EFFING GS THIS IS THE MOST DISGUSTING THING EVER OH GOD WTF IS THAT IT LOOKS BLIND AND OMG EW LOOKS LIKE A MAGGOT WORM THING WITH LEGS AND OH MY EFFING PETER RABBIT THAT IS THE ONLY THING WORSE THAN FISH THEMSELVES.
/ hyperventilate.
Reason #394724834 why Chanel stays the fuck away from anywhere the fish are.
Reason #9324627834672 why Chanel stays the fuck away from anywhere the fish are.
Beluga whale saves free diver from drowning
What I learned today: Belugas may be the least terrifying of all the hideous, evil things that lurk in large bodies of water.
Just want you all to know I would DIE if this happened to me.
(via piratekitten)
Chanel, don’t feel bad, this terrifies the fuck out of even me.
Oh my fuck. :( ITS SO HIDEOUS I WANT TO CRY.
Attack of the water amazons.
by Official Roxy Photos
REASON #4564956845 WHY CHANEL DOES NOT PARTICIPATE IN WATER SPORTS.
