Miles to the gallon

• Chanel: could it? unless you're planning to pull a tiger woods, I'm afraid it wont!
• Brandon: i cant understand that
• Brandon: she's so hott
• Brandon: why downgrade to midsize when you're riding luxury?
• Chanel: maybe he wanted to get more miles to the gallon  
• Brandon: he learnt the hard way that the ride is never quite as smooth

The real important issue here.

• Me, to my mom: I'm half an assignment away from finishing Principles 11!!
• My brother: How many assignments are you from a social life?

Just checking.

• Me: Who has my phone?
• Dad: I do.
• Me: Who has my camera?
• Mom: I do.
• Brother: Who has her social life?

Buying the cow

• brandon says: (10:15:29 PM)
• you need to see 'Buying the Cow' with me
• brandon says: (10:15:39 PM)
• one of the funniest movies I've seen in a while
• brandon says: (10:16:11 PM)
• the premise of the film; "why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free"
• brandon says: (10:16:37 PM)
• if you and I had a special film, it would be this one

This bodes well for the future of my love life

• Merissa: so i need couples for 'engagement' shoots for class do you have any ideas?
• Merissa: i totally was like dang chanel would be good to photograph and i bet brandon would totally model but then i remember the prof said to get a real couple because if they couldnt be serious they'd just giggle :( and you'd giggle all over the place
• Me: I don't even know if I could fake being in a relationship.
• Merissa: yeah I didn't have much faith in your abilities.

• Chanel: I think you're maybe PG-13 in general
• Chanel: you've reformed
• Chanel: I'm pretty PG-13 these days too
• Chanel: ... although if you're talking about my love life its more like teletubbies G
• Chanel: on second thought, maybe I shouldn't associate my love life with the teletubbies
• Chanel: they turned out to be gay
• Chanel: ... literally

• Merissa:
• so i don't know if I mentioned the part about brandon and I getting married or not
• Chanel:
• no
• Chanel:
• is this in the dream?!
• Merissa:
• : |
• Merissa:
• NO BECAUSE BRANDON AND I TOTALLY GOT MARRIED AND DIDN'T TELL YOU.

What happens when you move to the country

• Brandon: oh come on
• Brandon: you're like a sister to me
• Brandon: unfortunately, I've spent too much time around hillbillies
• Brandon: ...so you're fair game

Of the "great" outdoors, hiking and pilots

• Brandon: you need to do the outdoor thing
• Chanel: yeah, no
• Brandon: just work into it slowly
• Brandon: honestly
• Brandon: the ride killed me
• Brandon: but it was downright gorgeous out there
• Chanel: yeah, I know - athletic people always use that line
• Chanel: "the view is worth it!"
• Chanel: I've been hiking up fricken mountains to see said "gorgeous view" - and problem is, by the time I get there im so tired/frustrated/cranky I'm like, that's nice, lets go home so I can make sure the internet hasn't crashed in my absence
• Chanel: plus I'm scared of everything - rocks, trees, cougars, fish, water, bugs, anything that flies, anything that crawls, air...
• Chanel: the outdoors and me do not mix
• Brandon: how cute
• Chanel: its not cute, its sad
• Chanel: but my job is to get rich enough to buy my own plane and pilot
• Chanel: and get them to fly me up to the top of that damn mountain
• Chanel: so I can step off, take pictures, enjoy everything and then make it back to the city for lunch with friends
• Brandon: haha
• Brandon: you'd buy [redacted]
• Chanel: lets not go there
• Chanel: any pilot will do
• Chanel: preferably one who wont kill me
• Brandon: that rules me out then
• Brandon: I always kill my passengers