Things Chanel likes.
Your balls
| friend: | you deserve it after ditching me |
| friend: | although technically, that's just karma |
| friend: | because I sort of ditched you that one time... |
| friend: | BUT that was once |
| friend: | you broke my heart |
| friend: | and then my balls |
| friend: | all in one week |
| me: | oh please |
| me: | im not going anywhere near your heart, much less your balls |
| me: | god, now i want to throw up |
| me: | i can't believe i just referred to your balls |
| me: | LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE |
tagged with: conversation
