June 2009
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“There wouldn’t be a swine flu if we treated the pigs better!” Jim Carey’s acceptance speech, and Carey in general = AWESOME #MTVmoviesaward
Jun 1st
Bruno’s bare ass 5 inches from Eminem’s face, the video! http://bit.ly/Lub84 #MTVmovieawards
Jun 1st
http://tinyurl.com/mhwdgg … starting at 0:59 is exactly what that scene in Twilight seemed to be conveying. TOO FUNNY. #MTVmovieawards
Jun 1st
GAAAAH Kirsten Stewart. She is SO AWKWARD. And looks like a crackwhore. :( I’m pretty sure they pay her to act this way. #MTVmovieawards
Jun 1st
“And I’m just about as awkward as you all thought I was going to be.” … Stewart, you just dropped your trophy. ON LIVE TV. #MTVmovieawards
Jun 1st
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Jun 1st
HAHAHA love how Samburg totally foiled all those hopeful Twilight fans by faking the preview of New Moon. #MTVmoviesawards
Jun 1st
Robert Pattinson and Kirsten Stewart are so fucking awkward. #MTVmovieawards
Jun 1st
HAHAHAHA. Eminem just got up and left when Bruno’s bare ass landed 5 inches from his face. He was so pissed. I wonder why. #MTVmovieawards
Jun 1st
Does anyone even want to see that? http://bit.ly/171gXE
Jun 1st
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Jun 1st
What I don’t understand: people who pronounce ‘vitamins’ as ‘VEHTAHmins’.
Jun 1st
2nd degree burn on my leg. From a MOP. http://twitpic.com/6d9hv
Jun 1st
May 2009
95 posts
Untoasted homemade bread with butter and jam = best thing to start a morning. (There are 15 minutes to 12, I can still call it morning!)
May 31st
At church - what a beautiful sabbath day!
May 30th
Day four of flossing: barely any blood, only pain on the bottom front five teeth.
May 30th
Note to self: Do not look through food blogs before you eat your first meal of the day. Frosted Cupcakes? Homemade pasta? NOMMMM. :(
May 29th
Day three of flossing: even less blood, and less pain too!
May 29th
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merissalee: chnl: “He earns $90,000” “Holy shhh—” “Yeah, that’s what I said. Shit.” Coughcough - 90K a month. Coughcough. True! I forgot that, and that was the most important part!
May 29th
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M: Oh God. He has 1861 friends on Facebook.
M: I suddenly feel insignificant.
C: Make yourself significant then!
M: OH MY GOD YOU ARE THE BEST FRIEND EVER.
C: Hahahah. Are you being sarcastic?
May 29th
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Success! Moth is OUT. Only close encounter was that thread hanging from my jeans that felt like a flutter and nearly caused a heart attack.
May 29th
Got a plan now: run in, open the window, run out, turn off the lights and close the door. Call the police if you don’t hear from me in 10.
May 29th
Watching the moth through the crack in my door as he bounces off the walls like a blood thirsty maniac. I need a plan.
May 29th
A giant moth just flew into my room. I had just enough time to grab my phone before I ran out and hid. FML.
May 29th
“He earns $90,000” “Holy shhh—” “Yeah, that’s what I said. Shit.”
May 29th
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“The expression a woman wears on her face is more important than the clothes she...”
– Dale Carnegie (via creampuff)
May 29th
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May 28th
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“Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy...”
– Chuck Palahniuk
May 28th
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May 28th
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May 28th
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Day two of flossing: less blood, more pain.
May 28th
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May 28th
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Sometimes I feel like I am forever destined to be the pretty little girl in the glass box.
May 28th
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My social reclusiveness is not a laughing matter.
“So next year, I think we should get you a monthly bus pass.” “Yeah?” “And then I can use it when you’re back from school for when I go out with my friends and stuff.” “….” “HAHAHAHAHAAHA. When you go out with your friends! HAHAHAHAHA.”
May 28th
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Inventing new words
Dad, reading from the newspaper: “Consumers have been misled for declates…” Me: “Declates?” Dad: “Declates.” Me: “Declates??” Dad: “Declates. What, you thought it was pronounced decades? See, that’s where you’ve always been wrong.”
May 28th
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May 28th
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Flossed last night for the first time in ages. Thirteen hours later, my entire mouth still feels funny/sensitive. :(
May 28th
May 27th
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Why I'm not going to be selling art anytime soon
[background information: a couple days ago, merissa and I got together to do welcome posters for anton & aaron garrity’s first visit to canada - and when it came to coloring certain things in, I had an epic fail and merissa had to take over. in this conversation, we’re talking about the new design up on my website.] me: the whole design actually spun-off from the hand-drawn social...
May 27th
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http://bit.ly/6ZrGt New design up! What do you think?
May 27th
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186. SUCCESS IS THE BEST REVENGE.
merissalee: (via gotwisdom) It’s true.
May 27th
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