“There wouldn’t be a swine flu if we treated the pigs better!” Jim Carey’s acceptance speech, and Carey in general = AWESOME #MTVmoviesaward
Bruno’s bare ass 5 inches from Eminem’s face, the video! http://bit.ly/Lub84 #MTVmovieawards
http://tinyurl.com/mhwdgg … starting at 0:59 is exactly what that scene in Twilight seemed to be conveying. TOO FUNNY. #MTVmovieawards
GAAAAH Kirsten Stewart. She is SO AWKWARD. And looks like a crackwhore. :( I’m pretty sure they pay her to act this way. #MTVmovieawards
“And I’m just about as awkward as you all thought I was going to be.” … Stewart, you just dropped your trophy. ON LIVE TV. #MTVmovieawards
HAHAHA love how Samburg totally foiled all those hopeful Twilight fans by faking the preview of New Moon. #MTVmoviesawards
Robert Pattinson and Kirsten Stewart are so fucking awkward. #MTVmovieawards
HAHAHAHA. Eminem just got up and left when Bruno’s bare ass landed 5 inches from his face. He was so pissed. I wonder why. #MTVmovieawards
Does anyone even want to see that? http://bit.ly/171gXE
What I don’t understand: people who pronounce ‘vitamins’ as ‘VEHTAHmins’.
2nd degree burn on my leg. From a MOP. http://twitpic.com/6d9hv
Untoasted homemade bread with butter and jam = best thing to start a morning. (There are 15 minutes to 12, I can still call it morning!)
At church - what a beautiful sabbath day!
Day four of flossing: barely any blood, only pain on the bottom front five teeth.
Note to self: Do not look through food blogs before you eat your first meal of the day. Frosted Cupcakes? Homemade pasta? NOMMMM. :(
Day three of flossing: even less blood, and less pain too!
merissalee: chnl: “He earns $90,000” “Holy shhh—” “Yeah, that’s what I said. Shit.” Coughcough - 90K a month. Coughcough. True! I forgot that, and that was the most important part!
M: Oh God. He has 1861 friends on Facebook.
M: I suddenly feel insignificant.
C: Make yourself significant then!
M: OH MY GOD YOU ARE THE BEST FRIEND EVER.
C: Hahahah. Are you being sarcastic?
Success! Moth is OUT. Only close encounter was that thread hanging from my jeans that felt like a flutter and nearly caused a heart attack.
Got a plan now: run in, open the window, run out, turn off the lights and close the door. Call the police if you don’t hear from me in 10.
Watching the moth through the crack in my door as he bounces off the walls like a blood thirsty maniac. I need a plan.
A giant moth just flew into my room. I had just enough time to grab my phone before I ran out and hid. FML.
“He earns $90,000” “Holy shhh—” “Yeah, that’s what I said. Shit.”
The expression a woman wears on her face is more important than the clothes she...– Dale Carnegie (via creampuff)
Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy...– Chuck Palahniuk
Day two of flossing: less blood, more pain.
Sometimes I feel like I am forever destined to be the pretty little girl in the glass box.
My social reclusiveness is not a laughing matter.
“So next year, I think we should get you a monthly bus pass.” “Yeah?” “And then I can use it when you’re back from school for when I go out with my friends and stuff.” “….” “HAHAHAHAHAAHA. When you go out with your friends! HAHAHAHAHA.”
Inventing new words
Dad, reading from the newspaper: “Consumers have been misled for declates…” Me: “Declates?” Dad: “Declates.” Me: “Declates??” Dad: “Declates. What, you thought it was pronounced decades? See, that’s where you’ve always been wrong.”
Flossed last night for the first time in ages. Thirteen hours later, my entire mouth still feels funny/sensitive. :(
Why I'm not going to be selling art anytime soon
[background information: a couple days ago, merissa and I got together to do welcome posters for anton & aaron garrity’s first visit to canada - and when it came to coloring certain things in, I had an epic fail and merissa had to take over. in this conversation, we’re talking about the new design up on my website.] me: the whole design actually spun-off from the hand-drawn social...
http://bit.ly/6ZrGt New design up! What do you think?
186. SUCCESS IS THE BEST REVENGE.
merissalee: (via gotwisdom) It’s true.