Twitter: Traumatic morning. Bunny is in surgery. Pray for a successful pull-through, please!
kaitidid: chnl: Twitter: I just froze my iPhone for the very first time. It took me 15 minutes to figure out how to unfreeze it. My skillz, they are impressive! An iPhone can … freeze? But … isn’t the iPhone an Apple product? Don’t let this get out … there could be a mass suicide of Apple nerds Bwhahaha! Oh my gosh, this totally reminds me of an awful joke my dad made this morning… We...
Twitter: I just froze my iPhone for the very first time. It took me 15 minutes to figure out how to unfreeze it. My skillz, they are impressive!
The entire western world is built on things that cause cancer.
A real business is a business that you could walk away from for a year, come...– Robert Kiyosaki
Twitter: Trying out this “going to bed before midnight” thing.
Twitter: I am DONE the massive source of evil that was my seven-paged, single-spaced English assignment. CELEBRATORY TIME! Anyone for some chem homework?
Twitter: My dog is so good at looking bewildered. My mom was in bed but now she’s gone and he’s standing around being all like, what happened?
You say potato, I say fuck you.
Looking at this shirt makes me laugh every time. Now, if only it were socially appropriate to wear this everywhere!
Twitter: Watching David Blane on TV. Is it just me or does he always choose people who are missing teeth to practice his magic stunts on?
Twitter: Watching DWTS with my dog. I can’t believe Corky Ballas is on the show. I watched his instructional videos from the 90s to train for Gala!
"I'd love to have you take my picture, but it's...
Off-shoulder zip sweater: Abercrombie & Fitch, bought off eBay Worn Jeans: Aeropostale, just recently Faux-leather belt: Target Today I met up with Marissa to grab breakfast at the Naam (she had vegan pancakes; I had their breakfast dragon bowl) and shoot some pictures along Commercial drive. I ended up picking an unconscious theme for most of the photos I shot: colorful, graffi-covered...
Oh the werewolf
The best friend brought these back for me as a gift from Poland while she was visiting there this summer for 1.5 months. They’re amazingly comfortable to wander around the house in, and quite often you’ll find me in my underwear and a shirt wearing these, looking like someone who’s feet belong in the arctic while the rest of her body resides in California. (You know, just...
The more you spend worrying about the things you cannot control, the less you do...– Brian Tracy
Look at the bigger picture. God is in the business of refining our character. He...
Yeah, this boy totally won't have issues with...
Scene: I’ve just gotten back from a walk and the house is stiffling hot. As I’m making my way to the kitchen, I take off my shirt and grab a water bottle. My brother is following behind me. Me, turning to my brother: Why don’t you scream anymore when I take off my shirt? Brother: You do it all the time. I’d lose my voice screaming.
It's 11:40 am, and:
I have a boardroom meeting at 3pm downtown. I have two hours and twenty minutes before I have to leave, but I still need to: Finish the second part of my powerpoint Shower, get dressed Buy printer ink, install printer ink Print handouts LEAVE THE HOUSE I can’t wait for this all to be over so I can come home and spend another six hours prepping my chemistry assignments. I suspect this...
Maybe you will need to RSVP after all
Friend: So it seems that everyone’s love life sucks Friend: Our emo party will be bigger then expected!
It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes.– Douglas Adams
No need for an RSVP
Friend: Wow, he's so emo!
Me: Dude, we're ALL emo
Me: We should have a wrist-cutting party
Me: "WE BRING THE KNIFES, YOU BRING THE BLOOD!"
And this is why I won't be majoring in English...
Chanel says: (3:53:41 PM)
I'm pretty sure if I didn't have sciences I'd be screwed
Chanel says: (3:53:59 PM)
because I pretty suck or dislike all other subjects
Mark says: (3:54:25 PM)
you pretty suck at english... What a fitting sentence
Favorite television commercials
If you haven’t seen these commercials yet you’ve probably been living under a rock or are too poor to afford cable (neither is a likely option if you’re on the internet reading this), but the following five commercials are my all-time favorites—and by favorites, I mean I sing and reenact these commercials when nobody is looking. And sometimes when they are. Sexy Subaru...
Still a good 10 hours left, but...
This day is turning out a whole lot better than yesterday. Yesterday I: - walked the dog - tried being creative and failed - wrote this, much to the suprise of my creatively-frustrated self - had zero motivation and tons of things to do - was asdfghjkl Today I: - weigh 131lbs, SUCCESS! - got up before 10 am (always a good start) - started my morning with prayer and did my devotions - worked on...
Be still and know that I am God.– Psalms 46:10
Not getting anywhere.
“I need the virgin equivalent of getting laid.” “That would be… getting laid?” “Oh. Damn.”
Build me up buttercup - Temptations