Stay safe—and by safe, I mean the hell away from creepy kids like this.
I both hate and love Fridays. Hate, because I need to prepare for the weekend. Love, because I’m preparing for the weekend.
How the Toronto school board sterilized Halloween →
Reaching a whole new level of absurd political correctness.
Story of my life
Friend: So we officially don't like [redacted] anymore?
Me: Well, its complicated
Me: To be honest... I'm getting a little bored
Me: Apparently I like the fucked up ones more
Friend: I could never picture you with him anyways
Friend: He's too normal
You know what would solve all my boy problems? A BOYFRIEND. I’m actually running out of ways to turn down unwanted advances.
This weekend has ended up being way LESS stressful than originally predicted. And filled with boys! Celebration! … Term deadline tmrw. :(
Chanel two-tone tights →
kaitidid: Ummm … wow! Hah. I’d kill them in one night. leightsy: Yeah, I went looking for those last week in the Chanel store - they’re regularly $450 on for $250 - FOR TIGHTS!!!! kaitidid: Holy adorable. A couple thoughts: 1. It is really weird to see “Chanel” in my tumblr dashboard and not have it be in reference to me. 2. $450?! ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! I rip tights just...
To the henry I met in subway on kingsway just now - I think you’re cute. Find me. :)
I have not failed. I’ve just found 10,000 ways that won’t work.– Thomas Edison (via kari-shma) (via skysignal)
So fail. Be bad at things. Be embarrassed. Be afraid. Be vulnerable. Go out on a...– (via aliehs) (via skysignal)
You know its time to move on to another social...
“Your mother has Facebook?” “My mother has Facebook?!” “… Should I add her?” “NO.”
Twitter: I just updated iCal to match with my paper planner. Now my iPhone’s calendar, my MBP’s calendar and my planner are all synced and updated.
Twitter: Excited for the half marathon / full marathon running seminar tonight at the Roundhouse Community Center.
TONIGHT: Free running seminar at the Roundhouse... →
I’ve been looking forward to this for a couple weeks now, ever since I got the email from last year’s Sun Run clinic leader. For the last month or so, I’ve been feeling this odd pull to start training again—perhaps its the switch in seasons, or maybe just the colder weather, but I’m starting to feel the running itch.
The great things that come up on Tumblr.
caro: muppetpants: brianvan: Just got out of jail. Was in 36 hrs. Felony charges. More later. I told you she was 15 man.
The Universe tends to unfold as it should.– Adam T. Siska (via skysignal)
I love Americans, really.
An American: Okay, so someone tell me how to spell alzheimer's.
Audience Member: A H Zed...
An American: A H Zee...
[ Hysterical giggles ensue from Marissa and Chanel. ]
I don’t find that funny. You’re going to get zero hits on that twig...– My mother, on twittering and tumbling the things she says.
Not the best model
Mother: Aww, look! Denzil is arranging stuffed animals! Mother: Denz, line them up on the window like that lady on Main St does! Denzil: Isn’t she the one who got busted for child molestation?
Don't play small.
“Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. We ask ourselves, Who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented, fabulous? Actually, who are you not to be? You are a child of God. Your playing small does not serve the world. There is nothing enlightened about shrinking so that...
One up you
“So what do you do?” “I work for the Department of Defense.” “Oh really?” “… I’m a gypsy catcher!”
One too many motivational books?
My mother, talking about a friend of hers who recently spoke at a health conference: “If she can do public speaking, why can’t I?” “I NEED TO GO AND UNLEASH THE POTENTIAL INSIDE OF ME!”
50 Things Everyone Should Know How To Do →
I love lists like this, and as a bonus, every point is linked to websites that tell you HOW to do it!
And above all, watch with glittering eyes the whole world around you because the...– Roald Dahl
I believe that everything happens for a reason. People change so that you can...– Marilyn Monroe
You get a little moody sometimes but I think that’s because you like to read....– Pat Conroy
I believe in making every experience educational.
Male Friend: I know what we should do next time we get together!
Male Friend: Go to a Canucks game!
Me: Sure, except I'll only be going for the hot and excited men, so as long as you don't mind cruising for them...
Male Friend: ....
Male Friend: I hope you like hot, excited and outrageously DRUNK men.
Me: That works too.
Male Friend: ....
Male Friend: CHANEL'S LOOKING TO SCORE AT A HOCKEY GAME!
Male Friend: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Me: Shut up.